Miami Vice

Miami Vice apes the far better Collateral's look, replaces a tightly-plotted film with a by-the-book mess, and Tom Cruise with Colin Farrell, but does add Gong Li nearly nude. That isn't enough to make up for a film that can't pick a volume for the dialogue, Jamie Foxx going through the motions, and some very stupid bad guys. Mann clearly has immense talent, but this film just did nothing, added nothing, and was a waste of time. Lots of sound and fury, signifying nothing.