I wish this week would end

Well, after two straight 14+ hour days, and another one looming, all I can add is this:
My contributions to the quote board at work:

Yes, I want to marry Jeb Bush and have all of his babies.
-after saying something not terrible about Jeb Bush and getting called on it

So then you could say "All praise be to the Ayatollah" and then, you know, become Iranian, or something.
-after another coworker questioned how she could not be a citizen.