iTunes meme

How many total songs?
10478--25 days, 19 hours, and a little more. I wish that iTunes allowed for a total time format of days, hours, minutes, seconds. Maybe that's asking for too much. Or maybe I'm just a big dork.

Sort by Song Title - first and last?
'Round Springfield - Simpsons, Songs in the Key of Springfield
Zürich Is Stained - Pavement, Slanted & Enchanted: Luxe & Deluxe

Sort by Time - first and last?
Bonus Track - Ani DiFranco, Not a Pretty Girl
Symphony 3 - Beethoven, BBC Philharmonic

Sort by Album - first and last?
! - Dismemberment Plan
Zen Arcade - Hüsker Dü

Top Five Played Songs:
The District Sleeps Alone - Postal Service
I Turn My Camera On - Spoon
(I Want You) More Than Ever - Clientele
Where Have All the Rude Boys Gone? - Ted Leo & the Pharmacists
Art Class (Song for Yayoi Kusama) - Superchunk

Ten Last Played
Ex-Spectator - Fugazi, The Argument
So Convinced - Superchunk, Random Live Tracks
Beyond Belief - Elvis Costello, Imperial Bedroom
Judy Is a Punk - Ramones, All the Stuff (& More) Vol. 1
The Golden Age - Beck, Sea Change
Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed, Different Times - Lou Reed in the '70s
Sweet Little Sixteen - Beatles, Live at the BBC
Maggie's Farm - Bob Dylan, Bringing It All Back Home
Head Held High - Velvet Underground, Loaded
Wave of Mutilation - Pixies, Live 2004-04-13

Find "sex," how many songs show up? 55, due to Sex Pistols & Confusion Is Sex (by title is 26, with four versions of You Sexy Thing (all by Yo La Tengo) winning)
Find "death," how many songs show up? 69 (heh), due to Death to the Pixies (by title is 30, with Death & Destruction by Weezer winning with 3 version)
Find "love," how many songs show up? 484 (by title is 312, with Love Will Tear Us Apart beating (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love & Understanding? 7-5)